Woman & the Stolen Car!
After a meeting a woman came out of a hotel and was looking for her car keys. They were not in her purse.
Suddenly she realized she must have left them in the car. Her husband has shouted many times for not leaving the keys in the ignition.
His theory is that the car will be stolen. Immediately she rushed to the parking lot and came to a terrifying conclusion.
Her husband’s theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
She immediately called the police and gave them the location, car no: /description of car/place where she had parked etc.
Then she made the most difficult call to her husband, "Honey," she stammered, "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."
There was a period of silence, she thought the call had been dropped, but then she heard her husband’s voice."Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel!"
Now it was her time to be silent. Embarrassed, she said, "Well, come and get me then."
He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."