Those who think Gun Prices high - Consider this!!!

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Those who think Gun Prices high - Consider this!!!

Post by brihacharan » Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:22 am

For those who think GUN Prices high … Consider this!

GREETINGS!!!

May your happiness increase like Petrol prices…
May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee and
May joy fill your heart like corruption in India..!


Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said:
GDP will rise this year & the only thing we forgot to ask them is what the letters stood for:

G = Gas
D = Diesel
P = Petrol


Pleasure & Pain come at the same price:
Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle or 1 Lit Petrol, the choice is yours! :D

Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN, above Rs. 60 per US Dollar! :D

Finally it has happened… After decades, Beer is now cheaper than petrol!
There will be new slogan: JUST DRINK, DON’T DRIVE! :lol:

We have the world’s cheapest car and the world’s costliest petrol.!!!

Sign board at Petrol pump:
Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA NANO - Absolutely FREE!!! ROTFL

Man at Petrol Pump: "Full tank please"
Attendant: "Sir, can I have your PAN Card?
Man: What do you want it for?
Attendant: "Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION!" :lol:
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Re: Those who think Gun Prices high - Consider this!!!

Post by fantumfan2003 » Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:26 am

Brihaji,

What an eye-opener.....
Hard hitting truth....

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As an example of overcoming adversity, Karoly Takacs has few peers. He was part of Hungary’s world champion pistol-shooting team in 1938, when an army grenade exploded, crippling his right hand. Ten years later, having taught himself to shoot with his left, he won two gold medals in the rapid-fire class.

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Re: Those who think Gun Prices high - Consider this!!!

Post by kushgrewal » Thu Jul 18, 2013 12:57 pm

:deadhorse: Good one ..
With prices soaring at this rate i think all of us will have to start buying bicycles again. :deadhorse:
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Re: Those who think Gun Prices high - Consider this!!!

Post by StampMaster » Thu Jul 18, 2013 1:07 pm

nice one... :D
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Post by karmveer » Thu Jul 18, 2013 3:09 pm

ha ha ha ha

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Post by rahulbdelhi » Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:15 pm

nice one

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Re: Those who think Gun Prices high - Consider this!!!

Post by Grumpy » Thu Jul 18, 2013 5:59 pm

Petrol is 80 Rupees per litre in India .... and you think that`s the most expensive in the world ?
We`re currently paying £1.319 - that`s 119.6333 Rupees.
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Re: Those who think Gun Prices high - Consider this!!!

Post by TwoRivers » Thu Jul 18, 2013 11:34 pm

Guess I shouldn't complain about having to pay $4.05 or better per gallon. But it still rankles that they can refine it in Fairbanks, truck it to Anchorage, 350 miles away, and sell it for less. "Market economics", no price gouging involved.

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