Money has many names - Keep Counting!

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Money has many names - Keep Counting!

Post by brihacharan » Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:40 am

Money has many names - Keep Counting!

•In places of worship it's - OFFERINGS
•In Marriage it's - DOWRY
•In Divorce it’s - ALIMONY
•When you owe someone it’s - DEBT
•When you pay government it’s - TAX
•In Court it's - FINES
•Gov't to retirees it’s - PENSION
•Employer to employees it’s - SALARY
•Master to subordinates it’s - WAGES
•Given to children it’s - POCKET-MONEY
•When you borrow from bank it’s - LOAN
•When you give it under the table it’s - BRIBE
•When you pay incentives it’s - COMMISSION
•When you offer after a service it’s - TIP
•When you give it as charity it’s - DONATION
•When paid to school/college/doctor/lawyer/C.A it’s - FEES
DO NOT Steal it - The government does not like competition! ROTFL ROTFL
> Have a Great weekend Guys!!!!!!
Briha

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Re: Money has many names - Keep Counting!

Post by brihacharan » Tue Dec 02, 2014 4:33 pm

Hi Guys!
Ever thought about this :roll:
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Cheers to Good Health :cheers:
Briha

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