Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Postby Virendra S Rathore » Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:42 pm

really superb ... :D
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To Take my gun away for I might kill someone is just like cutting my throat for I might yell "Fire !!" in a crowded theatre ..
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Postby amit888_2000 » Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:37 pm

ROTFL
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Postby Steve007 » Thu Jul 01, 2010 8:45 pm

amer4545 wrote:This is a list i would recommend to all shooters who are going thru a rough patch, cracks you up each time it is read


When you say a "rough patch", does this refer to a rough patch with guns or with women? :?
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Postby MoA » Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:37 am

Lets not forget concealed carry.. to dinner. :cheers:
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Postby amer4545 » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:53 am

"Rough patch" is subject to interpretation.....lol

Just curious if this list an Original one by our author...curious about the source
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Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Postby Shankar » Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:27 pm

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women



And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun.
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Postby nabeelmdkhan » Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:50 pm

:clap: :clap: :clap:
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Postby sammesanj » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:50 pm

Sam,
good on ya mate. :lol: :lol:
i like the first one better.

:cheers: :cheers:
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Postby Ravindrane » Thu Feb 16, 2012 11:19 pm

Hi Surface to Air It seems you have missile for sub-terrain also ROTFL :P
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Postby ckkalyan » Fri Feb 17, 2012 6:54 am

ROTFL :clap: Good one!
When guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns!
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Postby ajayplahane » Sat Feb 18, 2012 9:46 pm

:mrgreen: I re-wrote it as a sms and sent it to at least 100 friends .....!
Excellent....
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Re: Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns to Women

Postby soumithra.177 » Sat Oct 13, 2012 11:04 pm

Its f***ing good man,
My rating 10.9 - bulls eye.
#8 - #1 - #9 - #6 - #7
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