A Blind Parsi Man enters a Bar, orders a drink and yells, "Hey, you
all, want to hear a great Sardarji joke ?"
In a deep husky voice the man next to him says: "Before you tell that
joke, Bawa, do you know five things about this bar?
The Bartender is a Sardar, the Bouncer is a Sardar, I'm 6 feet tall, weigh
260 lbs - a Sardar with a black belt in Martial Arts, the fourth man sitting
next to me is also sardar, who is a weight-lifter & the fifth man to your
right is also a Sardar and a World Champion wrestler.
Now think about it.
Do u still wanna tell that joke?"
The Bawa thinks for a second & declares, "No chance! Who is going to explain
it 5 times?
A Bawa goes to a bar...
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Mack The Knife
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shooter
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Re: A Bawa goes to a bar...
Heard it as another version (blond or irish/polish; cant recall) but still makes me laugh
You want more gun control? Use both hands!
God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.
God made man and God made woman, but Samuel Colt made them equal.
One does not hunt in order to kill; on the contrary, one kills in order to have hunted. by Jose Gasset.
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brihacharan
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Re: A Bawa goes to a bar...
My hat's off to the Bawa
Briha
Briha
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hvj1
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Re: A Bawa goes to a bar...
Very Good one Mack 
Regards
Your friendly neighbourhood,Bridge-a-dier.
Regards
Your friendly neighbourhood,Bridge-a-dier.
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Re: A Bawa goes to a bar...
you will be shot if any baba read your post
ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha
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hvj1
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Re: A Bawa goes to a bar...
Karamveer
Bawas are pretty tolerant of each other.
Bawas are pretty tolerant of each other.
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Re: A Bawa goes to a bar...
Nagarifle
if you say it can not be done, then you are right, for you, it can not be done.
if you say it can not be done, then you are right, for you, it can not be done.
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Re: A Bawa goes to a bar...
OMG.....so funny... :ROFL: