HILARIOUS TRANSLATIONS INTO ENGLISH!!!
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:50 am
Hilarious Translations into English from European Travel Brochures
GETTING THERE
* Our representative will make you wait at the airport.
• The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore.
• Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water.
• You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend.
THE HOTEL
* This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome.
• We of course are always pleased to accept adultery.
• Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children.
• Guests are invited to the bar and expose themselves to others.
• But please note that ladies are not allowed to have their babies in the bar.
OUR RESTAURANT
• Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting.
• At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.
OUR ROOMS
• Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat.
• Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity.
• You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.
• Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition.
• If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid.
• She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear.
• If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.
ABOVE ALL
• When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope.
• You will struggle to forget it.
> Have a Great Week-End
Briha
GETTING THERE
* Our representative will make you wait at the airport.
• The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore.
• Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water.
• You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend.
THE HOTEL
* This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome.
• We of course are always pleased to accept adultery.
• Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children.
• Guests are invited to the bar and expose themselves to others.
• But please note that ladies are not allowed to have their babies in the bar.
OUR RESTAURANT
• Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting.
• At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.
OUR ROOMS
• Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat.
• Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity.
• You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.
• Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition.
• If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid.
• She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear.
• If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.
ABOVE ALL
• When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope.
• You will struggle to forget it.
> Have a Great Week-End
Briha
