Indians For Guns

For those who think GUN Prices high … Consider this!

GREETINGS!!!

May your happiness increase like Petrol prices…
May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee and
May joy fill your heart like corruption in India..!

Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said:
GDP will rise this year & the only thing we forgot to ask them is what the letters stood for:

G = Gas
D = Diesel
P = Petrol

Pleasure & Pain come at the same price:
Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle or 1 Lit Petrol, the choice is yours!

Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN, above Rs. 60 per US Dollar!

Finally it has happened… After decades, Beer is now cheaper than petrol!
There will be new slogan: JUST DRINK, DON’T DRIVE!

We have the world’s cheapest car and the world’s costliest petrol.!!!

Sign board at Petrol pump:
Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA NANO - Absolutely FREE!!!

Man at Petrol Pump: "Full tank please"
Attendant: "Sir, can I have your PAN Card?
Man: What do you want it for?
Attendant: "Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION!"
Briha

Brihaji,

What an eye-opener.....
Hard hitting truth....

M.

Good one ..
With prices soaring at this rate i think all of us will have to start buying bicycles again.

nice one...

ha ha ha ha

nice one

Petrol is 80 Rupees per litre in India .... and you think that`s the most expensive in the world ?
We`re currently paying £1.319 - that`s 119.6333 Rupees.

Guess I shouldn't complain about having to pay $4.05 or better per gallon. But it still rankles that they can refine it in Fairbanks, truck it to Anchorage, 350 miles away, and sell it for less. "Market economics", no price gouging involved.