Indians For Guns

Woman: Do you drink Guinness?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $9.00

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a Guinness costs $9 and you have 3 a day which puts your spending each month at $810.

In one year, it would be approximately $9855 …correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $9855, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $197,100, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much Guinness, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink Guinness?

Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

lol...hahaha... good one Mack and very true only if it was so easy to own a Ferrari every one would have owned one... And lets not go to the maintenance cost of Ferrari...

nice one rusty, so how many do you drink these days?

Haha! Super. Between 20yrs with Guinness and a Ferrari at the end of them, the guy chose wisely.

Unfortunately haven't been able to find Guinness in Delhi wine shops or airport duty frees inspite of a search continuing for many years. Rose to the challenge and picked up a few from the airport lounge on a few occasions.

Brilliant one . Guinness was available at the pub at GK2 m-Block. Might be available at TGIF and Hardrock Cafe.

Good one.....

Mack The Knife wrote:Woman: Do you drink Guinness?

Man: Yes

Woman: How many a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $9.00

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose

Woman: So a Guinness costs $9 and you have 3 a day which puts your spending each month at $810.

In one year, it would be approximately $9855 …correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $9855, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $197,100, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much Guinness, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink Guinness?

Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

dev wrote:Brilliant one . Guinness was available at the pub at GK2 m-Block. Might be available at TGIF and Hardrock Cafe.

Dev, the only place i know of is the Beer Cafe, which I don't quite like. No wine shops.

Man: Do you drink Guinness?

Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?