Modern Survivalist Definitions

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Modern Survivalist Definitions

Post by Mark » Sat Jun 21, 2014 11:36 pm

I didn't think of these, saw them on a bushcraft website in a thread bemoaning how the terms "survival" and "tactical" are being misused for anything and everything nowadays, and especially for the selling of things painted black or camo:


Survival = Living with 7 yr old triplets and a wife when she gets mad.

Tactical = Driving in the streets of downtown

Prepping = Getting food to feed my 7 yr old little people at supper.

Zombie Apocalypse = Waking up from a long night of partying

SHTF = When my wife gets upset.
"What if he had no knife? In that case he would not be a good bushman so there is no need to consider the possibility." H.A. Lindsay, 1947

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Re: Modern Survivalist Definitions

Post by brihacharan » Sun Jun 22, 2014 6:05 pm

Good Ones - Mark :D
Times are indeed changing - can't say for better or worse - but change is happening...
The 'mantra for survival is "adapt or perish" ROTFL
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Re: Modern Survivalist Definitions

Post by Vikram » Sun Jun 22, 2014 7:37 pm

ROTFL . Good ones, Mark.

It really chafes me to see the words tactical or survival stuck on stuff like pens or even seeds. :roll:


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Re: Modern Survivalist Definitions

Post by Rrahulkumar » Wed Nov 19, 2014 1:24 am

Mark wrote:
Survival = Living with 7 yr old triplets and a wife when she gets mad.

SHTF = When my wife gets upset.
ROTFL ROTFL

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