Encountering a bear

Post all jokes/ quizzes/ teasers/ 'identify this' type of posts here
Post Reply
User avatar
nagarifle
Old Timer
Old Timer
Posts: 3404
Joined: Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:43 pm
Location: The Land of the Nagas

Encountering a bear

Post by nagarifle » Sat Dec 20, 2014 11:35 am

A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the missionary, "Grant in Thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion."

And then, in the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying too: "Oh Lord," he prayed, "I thank Thee for the food which I am about to receive."
Nagarifle

if you say it can not be done, then you are right, for you, it can not be done.

For Advertising mail webmaster
User avatar
brihacharan
Old Timer
Old Timer
Posts: 3112
Joined: Fri Jan 22, 2010 3:33 pm
Location: mumbai

Re: Encountering a bear

Post by brihacharan » Sun Dec 21, 2014 1:12 pm

Now imagine the confession that took place the following week....

Lion: Oh Father I've sinned & I beg forgiveness.....
Priest: What did you do my child?
Lion: The drought had denuded the forest & all my food had disappeared....I had no option but to turn into a "Man Eater" to satiate my hunger to survive...
Priest: Don't despair my child, you were but an instrument in God's hands, that answered my prayer.....
Lion: What was your prayer Father?
Priest: Oh God, take Father Thomas unto thy heaven & let me become the new head of the parish.....
Lion: How provident.....God's ways of answering prayers are indeed mysterious :D
Priest: AMEN :D :D :D
Briha

User avatar
Rrahulkumar
Almost at nirvana
Almost at nirvana
Posts: 118
Joined: Fri Jun 06, 2014 1:02 am
Location: Navi Mumbai

Re: Encountering a bear

Post by Rrahulkumar » Sat Jan 03, 2015 9:03 pm

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

Post Reply