FOUR STAGES OF MAN

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FOUR STAGES OF MAN

Post by brihacharan » Mon May 20, 2013 1:54 pm

FOUR STAGES OF MAN

1. Before finding a girl .. Spiderman
2. After engagement .. Superman
3. 10 years after marriage .. Watchman
4. 20 years after marriage .. Doberman

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Re: FOUR STAGES OF MAN

Post by ckkalyan » Mon May 20, 2013 2:56 pm

Good one Briha-ji,

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Re: FOUR STAGES OF MAN

Post by TC » Mon May 20, 2013 5:48 pm

Good one Brihaji,
Ideally however the doberman stage should precede the watchman stage.... Most watchmen usually sleep on duty, something any man would do 20 years after marriage ROTFL ROTFL

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Re: FOUR STAGES OF MAN

Post by Skyman » Mon May 20, 2013 7:09 pm

I think they yearn for the spiderman days and become cranky doberman instead.
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Post by hamiclar01 » Wed May 22, 2013 7:19 pm

TC wrote: Most watchmen usually sleep on duty,
Unless, the "Watchman" (Watchmen) the original author refers to happen to be Alan Moore's cranky, tired (and easily) irritated creations
Considering their fall from grace in the book, I'd say its a pretty apt analogy
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Re: FOUR STAGES OF MAN

Post by timmy » Wed May 22, 2013 7:35 pm

That's a good one, and true, Briha.

Now, there are four more stages after these four:

1.) begin to forget names

2.) begin to forget faces

3.) begin to forget to zip up

4.) begin to forget to zip down...
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Re: FOUR STAGES OF MAN

Post by TC » Wed May 22, 2013 8:47 pm

timmy wrote:That's a good one, and true, Briha.

Now, there are four more stages after these four:

1.) begin to forget names

2.) begin to forget faces

3.) begin to forget to zip up

4.) begin to forget to zip down...
Agree... though yet to reach the stage .... ROTFL

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Re: FOUR STAGES OF MAN

Post by TC » Wed May 22, 2013 8:50 pm

hamiclar01 wrote:
TC wrote: Most watchmen usually sleep on duty,
Unless, the "Watchman" (Watchmen) the original author refers to happen to be Alan Moore's cranky, tired (and easily) irritated creations
Considering their fall from grace in the book, I'd say its a pretty apt analogy
You got me there hemiclar :lol:

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Re: FOUR STAGES OF MAN

Post by timmy » Wed May 22, 2013 9:56 pm

TC wrote:
timmy wrote:That's a good one, and true, Briha.

Now, there are four more stages after these four:

1.) begin to forget names

2.) begin to forget faces

3.) begin to forget to zip up

4.) begin to forget to zip down...
Agree... though yet to reach the stage .... ROTFL

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Re: FOUR STAGES OF MAN

Post by hvj1 » Wed May 22, 2013 11:00 pm

timmy wrote: 4.) begin to forget to zip down...
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Re: FOUR STAGES OF MAN

Post by brihacharan » Thu May 23, 2013 10:52 am

timmy wrote:That's a good one, and true, Briha.

Now, there are four more stages after these four:

1.) begin to forget names

2.) begin to forget faces

3.) begin to forget to zip up

4.) begin to forget to zip down...
Hi Timmy,
> It can't get better than this :lol:
> After much thought & introspection I wanted to know to which of these 4 categories I belonged....
> Believe me 'I am not spraining my wrist trying to pat myself on the back' - but I am still caught in the "Spiderman's Web" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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